Helen Mirren says one thing, acts another. Too subtle?

Helen Mirren doesn;t want you to smoke. In case you missed the announcement. (Irony: Photo of Mirren smoking in her latest film.)

In a recent speech to Tulane graduates, Helen Mirren included among her "very practical do's and don'ts" — "Don't smoke tobacco…or chew it."

She also recounted this anecdote: “A long, long time ago, an actress friend of mine did the most simple thing that taught me a huge lesson.

We were in the back seat of a car being driven to the location where we were filming, and she was a smoker, in the prehistoric days when you could smoke in a car, and she got her cigarettes out and before she lit up, she offered the driver one.

"So simple, but, you know? Thoughtful. To her, he wasn't a ‘driver person,’ but a ‘person person’ who might want a smoke.”

Mirren added: “Today she would probably be arrested for attempted murder but that’s a lesson I never forgot, and I am grateful to my actress friend to this day."

Ms. Mirren is in theaters now, co-starring in the film Anna (R) as KGB mentor to the latest of Hollywood's fashion-model-slash-assassin characters. Lionsgate publicists describe this one as a "striking beauty" with "indelible strength and skill."

The star of the movie (Sasha Luss) smokes on screen. But Academy Award-winner Helen Mirren smokes, too. In fact, Mirren graciously offers fifty tobacco incidents to the "person persons" in the audience — 63 percent of the film's total.

No surprise: This is a Luc Besson movie. Ninety percent of the Paris-based writer/director/producer's top-grossing films have featured smoking.

Besson's films have included 500 tobacco incidents and delivered 3.7 billion tobacco impressions since 2002, including in a dozen of his kid-rated movies. 

The Marlboro brand (Philip Morris International) has appeared in more of Luc Besson's films than Helen Mirren.

If only Ms. Mirren took another piece of her graduation advice: "Confront the bullies."

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Thanks to Danielle Driscoll at Breathe California for relaying Ms. Mirren's Tulane remarks!